I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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