The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
My ATM looks so different sober.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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