And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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