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I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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