This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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