Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
