I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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