This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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