In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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