he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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