I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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