What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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