Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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