walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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