I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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