all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
