chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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