I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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