I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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