No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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