What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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