I wanna bring you to show and tell
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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