omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
