Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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