with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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