I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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