At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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