Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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