all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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