all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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