paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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