she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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