there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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