when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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