The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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