I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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