It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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