Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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