You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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