NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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