I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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