I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
