paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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