is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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