Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i think my mom watched the whole time
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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