the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I am naked and annoyed.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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