im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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