Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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