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I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I believe in your delicious
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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