i already hear my dad disowning me
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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