i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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