I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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