Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he laminated a picture of his dick.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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