How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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