I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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