I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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