Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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